The Referee’s Law Of Common Sense

I was out for a walk a couple of weeks ago and met a man named Mervyn Cawston, who the coffee van woman said is a legend.  He was a little embarrassed by her comment, but it turns out he had played competitively against Pele.  That was when Mervyn played for Chicago Fire against New York Cosmos when Association Football was still new to the USA.

I announced myself as a Pompey fan and Mervyn perked up to tell me that he had played at Fratton Park once.  He had been sent out on loan by Norwich City to Southend United for the latter part of the 1982/83 season and played against Pompey when we had promotion from Division 3 confirmed.   I was at that game with my Golden Wonder sales colleague, John Hine, and I recalled we won 2-0.  “I think that the first goal was my fault.”  Mervyn said, before checking online for a video of highlights.  When I got home I found a ten-minute video posted from the ITV archives.

Mervyn was right, he had dropped a corner early on and the loose ball was lashed home by Kevin ‘Dead-eye’ Dillon from about ten yards.  Fratton Park nerves were initially settled by Dillon’s effort, but it took a flying header from Alan Biley at the Fratton End, late into the game to unleash the celebrations.  As the game moved toward its conclusion, the Fratton faithful edged out from terraces and lined the whole pitch.  There was no room for the ball to fully cross the line for throw-ins, but nobody encroached onto the field while the game proceeded.  The commentator, Gerald Sinstadt, became concerned that the referee was insisting on ensuing that the full ninety minutes, plus injury-time was played.  Sinstadtwondered at one point why Mr Eric Reed from Bristol, was not applying the unwritten law of common-sense to the situation.  The crowd was getting quite raucous as the clock ticked on.

Eventually, with the ball as far away from the tunnel as possible, in the corner of the Milton End and North Stand, the final whistle went and Pompey fans invaded the turf to engage in good-natured celebration.  Sinstadt’s criticism of Mr Reed was mild by modern standards, but I am sure the referee was trying to be fair to Pompey and all the other teams in Division 3 by insisting that the game was finished at the right time.  An early finish might have led to complaints about bias, or even cowardice, thus staining his refereeing reputation.  There may even have been an official enquiry, possibly a re-match that could have led to Pompey not getting promoted.  Difficult though the situation was, Mr Reed saw it through to the bitter end, ensuring fair play for all. Which is all we really want from our referees.

You can find the video by looking up ‘pompeyfanmike’ on YouTube, who has put some great material online.  Watch the Southend United highlights to the end and you will see an interview with the irrepressible Alan Biley, (who had reachedhis career highest goals in a season total with that afternoon’s header) and the club Chairman, Mr John Deacon.  It is an interview that the taxman may well have looked at twice, because when the attendance for the afternoon was asked, John Deacon said immediately and with a straight face, “Eighteen Thousand.” This crowd figure came as a surprise to me.  I had been at Fratton Park for a Division 3 match against Brighton a few years before when the crowd was 36,000 and that crowd was not much larger than for one celebrating Pompey’s promotion in 1983. Cash on the gate led to a few puzzling attendance figures being announced back then.

Mervyn was delighted to have met someonee who had been at a game he played in and I look forward to catching up with again before too long.  He’s got some great stories to share, not least about the former Pompey centre-forward, Ron Saunders, who was once Mervyn’s manager at Norwich City.

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Jobsworth

A slip, a fall, a trip, a push
I’m the one who has to decide
Do I blow the whistle?
Should I let it ride?

A goal, off-side or on?
Keeping up with the back-line’s moves
Takes concentration
With the North Stand baying

I need a sense of humour
With these grown men playing
Though I know it’s their job
With mortgages to be paid

I have mine too, I‘m just saying
Me and my assistants do our best
To keep the game flowing
Come on lads, it’s only a thrown in

Ninety minutes plus added on time
Jobs depend on getting things right
But if that was a slip or that was a foul
Who’s made the error?
Was it the referee
Or the football player?

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n.b This article first appeared in the Portsmouth FC v Sheffield Wednesday FC match day programme on 14th February, 2026

Chris Perry

5th June, 2026

Cup or League?

Thank goodness we can put aside the stress and worry of battling for Championship points today and dare to dream of beating the mighty Arsenal.  Today, I want Pompey to roll up their sleeves and give everything to knocking the Gunners out of the competition.  I want every Pompey player to play with pride in the shirt and to relish the opportunity to stamp fresh glorious memories in the history books of our club.

How this day would stand out in our lives if we are victorious.  Imagine for a moment, being part of a heroic team that downed Arsenal in front of a packed, passionate Fratton Park.  Imagine how it would feel for us to be part of such a famous win, with our throats sore from singing Pompey to victory.  Think about the buzz we would have travelling home after such a win.  Ecstasy would barely describe the sensation.  I can envisage my cousin, Claire simply throwing her head back and laughing about today for many, many years to come, were we to triumph this afternoon.  Being a Pompey fan would be an even bigger badge of honour to carry than normal.

All I dream of when it is the FA Cup Third Round is of Pompey getting through to the fourth round.  We all know that Pompey winning the FA Cup for a third time is unlikely to happen this season, but it is not unreasonable to believe we can make it to the next round draw.  Was Pompey’s Wembley win in 2008 the best moment ever as a Pompey fan, or was it beating Spurs 2-0, two seasons later in the FA Cup semi-final?  Picking up the trophy in 2008 was good, but that win over Spurs fuelled by the roars of The Blue Army, was one of the greatest Pompey days of my life.

Other memorable Pompey FA Cup matches that spring to my mind are: beating Manchester United 1-0 in the 2008 Quarter-Final (which I only saw the second half of on a pub telly in Brighton); winning 3-2 at Division One Leeds United in 1977, when Pompey were in Division Two; the last-minute win, 1-0 at Championship side, Norwich in 2019, when Pompey were in League One.  Winning the FA Cup in 2008, comes a bit lower in the list, mainly because we were expected to win.

Of course, there is the B-side of Cup memories, the crushing disappointment of unexpected defeat.  Mention Leyton Orient to Pompey fans and they will groan out the name Kawaguchi, who had a nightmare in Pompey’s goal in January 2002.  Thinking about 2005, all I can recall is the dodgy penalty call against Matty Taylor, leading to a last-minute winner scored by Peter Crouch, as in 1990 when Ian Wright’s last-minute penalty for Crystal Palace away, totally ruined my birthday.

The FA Cup is not about the final game at Wembley.  The FA Cup is about giving every club in the country the chance to mix it for ninety minutes with any other club, however big or small.  It is about giving us all a brief burst of hope for just one afternoon in the middle of winter’s gloom.  With the FA’s abandonment of replays in all full rounds of the FA Cup, it could be argued that smaller clubs have a better chance of finding a way through, even if it is on penalties, so let us all get behind Pompey with hope in our hearts and give it our all.  Play up Pompey!

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Pundits versus Fans

FANS: 
Oh, we’re on the way with Moushino’s Army
We’re on the way to Wem-ber-ley
We’ll really shake ‘em up
When we win the FA Cup
Because Pompey is The Greatest Football Team

PUNDITS:
Oh, it’s a big day for proud Pompey
It’s a day to forget the league
They haven’t got a hope
Unless they use rope a dope
Because Arsenal is by far the better team
FANS:
Wem-ber-ley, Wem-ber-ley
We’re the famous Portsmouth FC
And we’re on our way to Wem-ber-ley
PUNDITS:
Wem-ber-ley, Wem-ber-ley
Pompey should re-focus on the League
Pompey ought forget about Wem-ber-ley
FANS:
When Sol went up
To lift the FA Cup
We were there
We were there

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n.b. This article was initially published in the Portsmouth FC v Arsenal match day programme on 11th January, 2026

Chris Perry

15th Dec 2025